Bless me Father for I am about to sin. You know, father, that I have been abstaining from alcohol (well almost abstaining) for some time now. Well as you also know in your eternal wisdom I am about to embark on a 4 week cycle of Anavar and other products of your bountiful earth Also father, I will need to do a PCT to get the badness outa my system, and this will take a further 2 weeks. Well father, tonight I'm gonna get a bottle of wine, a sort of condemned mans last supper if you so wish. You will be pleased to know, father, that it will be from your best vineyards, The Co_Op. For my sin, father, I promise I will purge my soul and body tomorrow by doing extra cardio (If I am able!) And should you take me to your bosom in my sleep tonight, please ask St. Peter to have some Paracetamol or Nolvadex handy at those pearly gates as I don't want any nightgown wearing angels to get the wrong ideas! . And make Tank, Kez, PJ, Jo, Romper and Alan and Marc and all nice people on here, happy. One last favour, father, strike with a lightning bolt, all those thieving, lying, fat bellied MPs who have been stealing our money. Remember. White man speaks with forked fingers! And I haven't even opened the bottle yet!  |